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RFK Jr. Gives Autistic Americans The Hump
The FDA gave concerned autistic citizens in the US the hump this week after news emerged that it had removed a page from its website warning against drinking raw camel milk, alongside other scientifically disproven and dangerous cures for autism.
Richard Patrick
Feb 20


Whiteout
I have spent my life wandering towards
a mirage; a mecca of high-contrast,
over-saturated greys.
Signposted by the same tenets of
society, that either stake claim to my
worth or snuff out my radiance.
Ruby, emerald and sapphire shimmers;
drowned in a sea of static.
Richard Patrick
Jan 2


Manic Mugday @ Secret Comedy Club
Hard to follow the great Robert White, but managed to upgrade my crockery with a win at Brighton's always great Manic Mugday. Just like Mikee!
Richard Patrick
Jul 21, 2025
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